Usage: Please use the official logo respectfully.

Integrity: Maintain aspect ratio. Do not distort, recolor (except for monochrome contexts where appropriate), or add excessive effects.

Clarity: Ensure sufficient clear space around the logo.

Sparkle: Do not add glitter (unless absolutely necessary and contextually hilarious).

Color: Use only approved shades of eternal gold (primarily `#FFD700` but with tasteful gradients) or monochrome black/white.

Full brand guide coming Soon™. Use common sense, or lack thereof, as appropriate for memetic purposes.